Now I understand that

There is a price for everything...

That too if it turns out to be the most intelligent blogger (!); with the most dashing looks the price is heavy....Especially being Bee... I never knew that I had t pay so much....Its becoming really tough these days that my life is being threatened...If Shrija and Shreesha could claim asylum at the hands of law stating fear of life.. Why should I not?

As an afterthought I think, I should first observe and learn my lessons from the not at all intelligent Shiva (sorry dear friend ) on how to appear ------------- ( I meant to say to Dumb; Shiva, am giving the answer for the Fill-in-the Blanks because i don't want everyone assigning their own word for that - Hope you understand)

Now coming to the post, Jealous eyes follow me everywhere...because of which am having a high fewer for the past 4 days.. that is ever since I returned from the Wedding....

My room mate Ms.K was so worried that she got a dozen of apples for me to eat....God what is she thinking of me? That am someone like S4N705H? Certainly my stomach doesn't start below my neck...

I did not wanna eat the apple and said so.....We had a small discussion on this. But alas it was she who said that

She: Bee dear, Don't you know that An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away....

Me:(Thoughtfully)....Yes... you are right.. If I hit with it hard enough I bet my ass the Doc would be far away....

She: What do you want now? To be killed in Rain or Do you think its better to Eat them? Choice ofcourse is entirely yours....

What happened then?

The answer to that Question is in the last line.....But if you go to the last line first.. you will not be able to relate and understand a thing of what am trying to say......Better go by the rules.. read the post first....

Let me explain what happened to me first.... Why I have been posting very little these days...?Well do you all remember that my sis got engaged in September? Yup.. She got married last week at Chennai.

Normally marriages are fun. That too if you have a partner thinking on your lines.. then that would be double fun.. Here the Grooms elder sister ( Mrs.VK ) was that partner for me...We had the last say in each and every thing the bride and the groom did....In every marriage.. if it happens to be your very close relative... in my case its my sis.. you would know about the Nuptial Night...The much hyped but played low part of any Wedding could be th Nuptial Night and the preperation.......

That I had an equally good partner.. we did our best to spoil the mood(!!!!) of the night for the newly weds.....Naughty Naughty.. dont think bad man..

All we did was took a couple of Alarm Clocks...kept the alarms to blare at 30 mins regular interval...All the alarms were placed in different non guessable places and celotaped tightly so that they cant switch it off immediatley...Then what we did?????

Nothing Much we just emptied A Big ketchup bottle into a Ziplock Bag and placed it under the mattress...Psst.. You should have seen my sis face the next day morning she was as red as the Ketchup....Then What???

We removed the memory card from the Digicamera.. Placed it diagonally above the Bed....Switched the Cam on....Called them at 11.20 pm... promptly she attended the call for she wanted to shout at me for the Ketchup Mess......and this is what happened

My sis took the call.. the call was on the speaker mode

ME : Hi di! Whats happening?
She : How could you do this to me?
Me : Hey No...I didn't do anything.. Rather its he who's gonna.....
She : Stop it! Will you? You two made a mess.
Me : Now dont shout. I just called to wish you a Good Nights Sleep ( I chuckled)
She : ( Irritatingly) Is it? Oh! Thanks...Bye then
Me : One Second....
She : Now What?
Mrs. VK : Hi da... sorry to have bothered you.. but we wanted to know if everything is fine...
She : ( Painfully smiling- remember its her sis-in-law) Yes...Thank you...
Then she gave the phone to her Man...
He : (to his sis annoyed to the core) What the hell do you want now? The day doesnt end here...I will speak to you tomorrow morning
Mrs VK : Fine. I just called to warn you.
He : Warn Me! of What? What ever happens I will take care...
Mrs. VK : Just now I got a news that a Digicam was placed in your room.. I dunno where....
HE Interrupted.....
He : What? What did you say? A Camera...? There was total Silence........after a few seconds Holy Shit.......Yes its there .......Its you two right.....If anything of all that had happened ow has been recorded....My dear sis.. I dont mind going to prison tomorrow.. you both wont be alive to see the sun rise.......

Mrs VK : Darling Brother I heard the rumour... Promise you it wasnt us......
The time was 11.30 pm...Our first Alarm went out
He and She together: Ammah.....( they screamed )
We: Anything wrong..Do you want us to come there........

Tup... He cut the phone....

Had the thing been arranged at the Mandap... we would have bursted crackers every time they switch on the lights....Shucks I missed it!!! Should I all tell you what happened the next day morning....?

If anyone of you is getting married in the near future, Please do Invite me. after all Am not as bad as you all think.

NO ONE KNOWS....

Bubai Blogspot... Contd.,

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The BLOG is SHUT DOWN.............


I repeat this blog is SHUT DOWN from this day the 22nd October, 2007, Monday...........


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Bubai

Bee-Honey-Bee

What do I Say????????????

I first have to tell you guys that the reason for this post is Purple Heart. Yes! She is the one who is behind this post. I dunno if I should dedicate this post to her.

In a moment of foolishness, I asked her something........This is what she had....poor PH to think of me like her... thinks that I have loads of creativity...One thing is for Sure.. you would have to eat your words......you know why? Am gonna make my very first attempt.

Very First Attempt! At What? he he he.....in writing a Poem.......You dont believe it? Check What the PH had to say for me here. So blame PH and Not me!!!!

Now those who have got a strong heart read.....else please close the window... I tell you that is the best way to have a good day rather than having a heart attack.......

So what can I write about???

I am in my terrace...
Lying down
With tears rolling down
Staring at those stars
Thinking of you

Then came a gentle breeze
Soothing my thoughts
I heard a song
From god knows where

Reminding me of you
The hours we spent
Listening to
I was Lying down
Staring at those Stars
Thinking of you

We were parted
But we know
We love one another
Where are you dear?

Are you the shining Star that I see?
Are you the silence that I hear?
Are you the bird that Chirps in my window?
Or are you the Gentle Breeze that I feel?
I am searching for you every where

Knowing well that
You are here...
With me...In my heart and mind
Now here I am

Lying down in the Terrace
Staring at those Stars
Thinking of you

A Movie...And the meaning....

Its not everytime you feel like writing about a movie which you have just watched. And this is my first attempt at writing a review. I just watched a Tamil movie - Kattradhu Tamil ( Learnt Tamil ). The protoganist here has been portrayed so well by Jeeva the actor. And a very realistic looking leading lady - Anjali.

The story is about a boy next door. A boy who loses his dear ones but for his father in a road accident. It so happens his ill fate continues to follow him. The entire story unfolds in a narrative mode. Not once do you get bothered. A gripping tight screenplay. The script writer, incidentally who is also the director has spent a lot of time.

The movie questions the ‘educative’ system, the BPO frenzy youth , unemployment for many. It has put forth and is more a slap on the face to agree and nod to the more liberal life style in Chennai and else where across India.

He learns tamil more out of his love for his Tamil Teacher and Mentor whom he treats like demi god.Here the movie doesnt say that he has lost his life because he had learnt Tamil. The protagonist sympathises like this " Atleast I have learnt Tamil, I will read some Tamil poems and Thiru Kural and manage to earn a few hundreds. Think of those guys who have studied History, Geography, Political Science, Economis. Those who struggle to earn a meger amount of even Rs.2000/- per month. When in the contrary there are a set of People who earn in Lakhs just because they know computers.

Almost all of us would have come across some P.G's who have studied those Arts course. Atleast I have come across. I remember an M.Phil in History, his name is Thirunavukkarasu. He worked under me. His salary was so meger, I hate to type it out here.

There is one particular dialouge which make us think. It goes like this " IT's growth has helped Indian Economy. No denying the fact. Now, think India as a human boday. Let us suppose that IT industry as one Leg. In that case, in the entire body if only the leg grows, isnt it an Elephatiasis?" The movie also questions the kind of provactive words printed on T-Shirts, especially the ones worn by women.

At many angles the lead man doesnt look like him. The dark circles the protruding eyes without the spectacles, the beard, his rough hair. Not to forget the no make up appearance of the lead lady. Even the kids who acted as the young leads were spectacular. The cameo role done by Azhagam preumal, his body language, his diction everything was superb.

The movie is about a simple person who because of the trun of events beomes a murderer. A person who has got a wide knowledge, who is fluent in the so called necessary language English. A person who has a heart of Gold to give. A person who repents for all the 22 murders he has done and confesses though no prima facia case is against him.

This is the directors debutorial venture. Hats off to the director MR. Ram Subbu. The music is so apt and so is the camera. This is a movie which would set best for any language not only Tamil.

Even those who cant understand the language Tamil, can see this movie. For the movie on its whole is understandable.

10 cms. x 500 cms.

I have been reading blogs here and there....Almost 90% of all the blogs I read... or the ones that i get linked to has discussed of all the things about Toilets... Potty Training...Toilet Paper...Toilet Soaps.....Ooops such smelly posts.. yuck......

Well, if you are thinking what I have been thinking to write...I want to remind you that I am writing this because I dont have anyother topic to write today....

Its not the Poop ( Yuck!) am gonna write its the paper that we use to scratch our ass ...Does the toilet paper companies honestly think we enjoy wiping ourselves with sandpaper? Do we really need suffering after we shit? More to it, I still dont understand the logic in having a scented, coloured toilet paper.....

But one use I find is to write phone numbers or to do some rough calculations......while am inside the Toi...Arrey, I mean I use the unused ones....Like S4n705h, I too enjoy reading books inside the Toi...have anyone of you tried doing it? No. try it and you would thank me for it. Your creative levels would reach its best inside...

Have you ever imagined if by all of a sudden there is a demand for toilet paper...In other words there is shortage of Toilet Paper....What would happen if the World has a sudden crisis for Toilet paper...

In the International Front:

Bush could blame that it was OBL's secret mission that has been well executed...He would press his claim to send Troops to Iraq. For, it was only in Iraq, the late Saddam Hussein concieved this plan...

Condoleeza Rice would take on a World Tour pressing the charges against OBL discreetly threatening the developing nations of US Ban if they dont stand by the US Claim.......

A special TP Tax ( Toilet paper Tax) could be introduced by Gordon Brown and could unanimously passed by the British Parliament....

Australia could well find the terror links leading to the sudden crisis.

China would announce that they have banned usage of Toilet Papers as its against their Communist Principles..

In India:

The Indian PM, MMS would convene an All party meeting headed by SG.

CPI would pressure the Government against the sale of Toilet Papers in India. Prakash Karat would head the Nation Wide Protest condemning the usage of Toilet paper.

Karuna, could go on a hunger strike asking to the Goverment to intervene in the sudden crisis for Toilet paper...He would be met my the leaders sent by SG with a special message that they support his cause and assure to take necessary inititatives.

JJ would seek the immediate intervention of the SC to ban the hunger strike. In her report she would claim that had it been her Government it would not have let down the hopes of the TN people. It was the wrong move of the minority Gov. in TN that has led the people to be smelly.

JD(S) united could well put the issue of Toilet papers in their run for the Karnatka CM seat in the coming elections. Devegowda could well sleep on this issue.

Amitabh could give a speech for or against Toilet papers based on the sponsorship deal he is to sign.The same could be marketed br Bharat Bala in the best interest of the Indian People.

What more.. NDTV would conduct an SMS survey..... Burkha Dutt would report straight from the heart on India Questions.....

God I never knew that a 10 cms x 500 cms long toilet roll would have so much implications....

Note: Of all the things i receive via mail, I have been asked to take part in this survey...Its your turn guys.....Go ahead!!!

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Thank you Soooooooooooooooo Much S4n705h........for all the efforts you took... actually I am trying to have a feel good look for the blog.......

Look .. Good or Bad.. you learnt something.........Isnt it?

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I am back and the blog will kick start from Tomorrow.......

What to do yaar... sometimes you need to show that you could work!!!!

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I checked it.. I couldn't understand anything.....

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Its that

Am caught up with some work.. running behind last minute changes....Hopefully I would be back on Tuesday, Next Week....

Its that I will be away and could be spotted at Bangalore...




And Another one for you........




Be sure to keep your speakers on and loud

As a matter of Fact......

After writing the Now that you know series….I still have the hang.. so here is the left out instances before and after on what happened on the D-Day!!!

Somewhere around 4 pm my mom got upset that I didn’t turn up. For in the morning I was so restless. She had felt something bad. I prayed for nearly 30 mins.!!! That was a shock. More to it, I called her and asked her to wish me and bless me.

Her worries started right from lunch time. For she had told me that, that afternoon she is going to make my favorites. I missed them. All I had was bread and Jam.

The most pitiful person in all that happened was Nal. She didn’t know anything. She was questioned and questioned and questioned…. How my dad and her dad found that it was we two who had gone together is a big question for which till now I don’t have an answer.

When we did that, we never knew that we are wrong. We did what we wanted to do. Had she not told me that stupid dream, even in my dream I would not have conceived the idea to run away. After so many years and after finishing the post, I think back the struggles the pain, the anxiety and the tears they would have shed for us.

My mom became sick. When I came back she didn’t speak to me for a week. Everyone near my place looked down at me. It was humiliating then. I was the darling of my place till then.

My H.M. was very upset. She spoke to me and Jose for nearly half – an hour. She too cried. That was one thing we never expected. Though I was naughty she always liked me for that. For all the mischief’s I was up to, if it had been any other student she would have taken serious steps.

When I won the Best All Round Performer Award that year during Parents Day celebration I got back all I had lost. I was overwhelmed so was my Mom, my Dad and my Sis.