Whats Happening???

India is a country known for its Traditions and Cultural Values. A country which respects women and mother hood. How true is this statement? For, here is one news which has made me think if that was a much hyped propaganda....Am ashamed. Its a Shame. How could they do this? What was this photographer who took this doing then? Ha! He was adjusting his position, zooming in to get the picture perfect photo of a woman!!!! Had he gone to prevent it chances are he would be killed. DIE MAN. Die trying to save a Lady.Than seeing a woman being harassed by a group of men. Oh well, its your proffession to take Photographs. Well, will youthink of atleast placing a finger on the camera if it had to be your daughter?

I do understand that this is a material evidence...but is it necessary to publish it? Will the publishers...dare to put his/her daughters, mothers wife's or sis pic like this? What the F**K are they trying to do by repeatedly airing this news piece? Do you want to increase your TRP rating at the cost of her agony? If all you bother is your rating, Go MEdia Go... You have the Page 3 News Item..She is not a News..Its her life... She is all blod and Flesh...Bloody Mother F****ers.....How could you Air it like that? May be, for one she cannot go public and say it was her who was stripped and molested and sue you. Second, its your Bloody Media Rights... I feel like hanging the man who coined the word Freedom of Press.

And, What a Pic Man? What a News? We Indians should be proud of these...Isn't it true that October 2nd, every year is remembered only as DRY DAY...

Now that we know the news including You and Me....what are we going to do for this? If we remember, we will make a follow up for the case... What happens to that Woman? Ha! She is being compensated with Rs.1 Lakh. The goverment of Assam has fixed this rate for Her Self-Esteem. Her esteem, her pride shattered is now sold to Government........What more as always the law will take its own course...Yeah..But How many years will it take its course to give this woman the justice?

Now what do we do about this? WEll, how many of us have considered the election day as one another Govenrment Holiday.. A break from the high pressured Schedule....!!!! We have happily sat back, criticising the politicians....
If a bomb explodes the state gov. says the IB has not given us prior information. This coalition says that the Gov. is at fault and the gov. in the centre says its the fault of XYZ... Its Bloody politics when the lesser known and ordinary citizens loose their material and life.

Am torn. Their dreams their hopes, their love, their aims and above all a peaceful death which every living creature deserves has been shattered. Don't they deserve a much dignified death. I certainly don't want to be blasted with my brains and kidney and my leg and hands torn...They would have been more happy if they do lose their life in a War against our enemy. Now all of this has happened because of a few corrupted men - Men who are in Power. For whom your life and mine are to be shed for their long stay in power. As PH some time back said here...Am disturbed and worried to the core.

This is MY India..But this is not the India I want to live in....

If Switzerland, Singapore Bangkok could curb corruption, money laundering Why not India? Things would definitely take a change when the IAS Officers, IPS, Medicos mend their ways Stop begging...Isn't taking money from you and me by use of power a forced act of Beggary?

I read that a Politician hanged himself when he was proved corrupt...Am not asking for the politicians to hang themselves...I know not even one politician would be alive.. All I ask them is to have a little conscience...Thats enough for the country's prosperity.

Do you AGREE?

38 Questions

The best thing that happens to any blogger is when he/she is Tagged. It sure depends on What you get Tagged. Anyways, here is what I have to say for the 38 Questions by S4N705H

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?

MY Roomie's daughter;
And Today its the Lady with the Purple Heart. Read this post of hers...puleezzzz

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Am or PM? Be Specific. Well 0800 am I was ironing.. 0800pm is yet to come for the day.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I was in a meeting.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
Lots of things happened buddy. BE Clear man. If not I will have to say that I tried Dating a few guys and my Dad said a BIG No to all of them. That while trying to to aerobics I fell on my back. That I cooked and had a big fight with the pan.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Abhey Yaar....Relax

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Ahem! 1

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Black and Red

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Do you think we ladies get to pay?

9. Where were you last night?
Would you be happy if I tell you that I was out on a Date...? With that Dentist? Ooooooooopssssssss!!!
But aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgghhh am back to my work city and I was in my Room

10. What color is your front door?
Room: Cream; Home: Burgandy

11. Where do you keep your change?
If you wont steal them for your cigars I promise to reveal you...

12. What’s the weather like today?

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Butter Scotch; Chocolates; Pistha; Any flavor but for Strawberry

14. What excites you?
My Bed. Whenever I see it I find it most welcoming. ITs the only tihng on earth that cares for me ( Sigh!)

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Yeah! badly need it.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Oh God Don't you all know that am still 21 ( Atleast for the past 7 yrs!!!)

17. Do you talk a lot?
See Talking is something different; And Sharing is something different; I have loads and loads to be shared. If you call that to be talking I just cant help it. It all depends on your thinking buddy...

Ah! Well what was the question? No. I dont talk a lot.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Whats this now?

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steven? How do I say that? Well to start with I have to tell you that I really want to know after reading this question to say Yes..But till now I don't know.... ( If you find this answer is relative to ques no 17, I cant help it)

20. Do you make up your own words?
I speak my words. But I like things to be natural. No artificials or Make -Up's....I like it plain and simple.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Incidentally its the other way round. I always do my best. I like and want people to be jealous of me. Sometimes, Yes. Am jealous.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Anusha.. ( My Best Friend )

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kasthuri (My Colleague)

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
MP ( Sorry.. its a secret code for a Special Person...he he heeeeee)

25. What does the last text message you received say?

The only thing you can get without working is Hungry. Am hungry. Please come to Eat....( I got this message from Kasthuri)

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Yuck! No Way

27. Do you have curly hair?

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Rest Room

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
If somewhere I feel that that person would be rude to all, I wont mingle.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Pizza, Burger, Marcroni....I wanted to have one of these...But managed to get Rice. And had it my stomach full.

31. Will you get married in the future?
I want to. My papa is yet to make his mind on that. He says it cannot be forced on anyone. HE says he doesn't want some to waste his life like him...

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?

33. Is there anyone you like right now?

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Two weeks back.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Ho! No!!!!

36. Did you cry today?
Why should I? Well, am always short of tears.

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Trust Me. I didn't have any other thing to post today.

38. Tag few people who would do this survey.
Well, Lemme Tag Compassion Unlimited, Sirpy and Praveen

Romancing the dentist...

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." - Anonymous

How true Isn't it? Have you ever been to a dentist's place? Ooops thats the most sulking place...He gets paid every time you open your smelly mouth......

So this weekend having nowhere to go myself and my dad we went to the dentist clinic...We were in a hurry. Poor Dad had a party to attend at Thambaram...

For some reason my Dad asked me to wait in the reception and he went inside....From the door which was not closed fully I heard them...and this is what happened.....

Dad: Doctor, Am in a hurry. Need to finish this off soon
Doc: Yeah. That could be done. But let me examine whats the problem
Dad: I know its a bad tooth and needs to be pulled. "No fancy stuff, Doctor,"
Doc: Look sir, we have a cosmetic section that is different.
Dad: I mean, No Astringent or pain killers of that sort. Put the drill and pull it off...Stright...
Doc: Relieving a Sigh!!!"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,"
Dad: You know... its a small pain.. bearable, right?

Doc:"Now, which tooth is it?"
Dad: One sec doctor.
That was it.. I couldnt Stand or Sit or Jump it anymore...I rushed outside and went straight to the parking...The ever sincere dad of mine called me on my phone.

Dad: Where are you?
Me: Papa, I never thought you could do this to me.
Dad: What did I do now?
Me: I heard you. I heard every single word you said to that stupid doc...
Dad: The doctor is waiting...Don't waste time.. Get in soon...
Me:For what? To pull my tooth straight away...
Dad: Common Beti.. its not gonna be as painful as you think
Me: True.Its my tooth and not yours......

After that, somehow my dad successfully convinced me and after 2 patients we went in...
I have seen a couple of Dentists. All of them were looking good. But this guy was young, strikingly good looking...At first I thought this beautiful hands is gonna pull my tooth like a grey hair.. (What a Metaphor Bee darling?) Just like that....

I was nervous as well to have him at such a close proximity...looking at my mouth...For a moment i wanted my Dad to go out and wait...(C'mon now dont start thinking bad.. ok...I just didnt want my dad see me trying to flirt with him.. and that was it)

Doc: Am not gonna pull your tooth. You just have a cavity. Thats it.
Me: (I was relieved....) Is it? Thank you.. Thank you so much
Doc: Now, temme, what kind of filling do you wanna go with for that cavity...
Me: Chocolate, please. If thats a constrain, any flavour other than Strawberry...
Doc: Ha ha haaa... Very humorous girl huh!!!

( Inside my mind. Hell with you man...You are not my kind of a guy)

To Mam with Love....:)

Each one of us would have either been a participant or a spectator or a member of the organizing team in a Cultural Event. BE it in School, College or at least in your office....Isn't it? If you have not come across any of this, then better close this window. This crap is not just for you. For one, you will not understand ; Two, you are a dumb ass....

Now those whose ass is not as Dumb as SLB... and those who had had fun inasmuch as I had....Have you ever been the M.C?

As you all know that in my college I am the most wanted when it comes to organizing or emceeing....Till that date I thought was good for Nothing but never knew that Talking Non Stop would get the attention of my college....Let me cut the Long Blah Blah Blahs....This is what happened when I did M.C. for the first time... I was more like the Instant Uppuma.... the good looking girl who had to M.C. that day was unable to do it for unknown reasons (Actually she eloped with her boy friend and got married!!! Charges were borne by us - I will tell you in another post what happened)

Moreover it was the inter cultural event once. Participants from other colleges were there. We had a series of events to be conducted. The elocution was going on its full spree and to the shock of my college mgmt. none of them paid attention.

I was to announce the next event that followed elocution. There was so much catcalls and hisses. It was my first attempt at emceeing. My appearance with the program list was welcomed with a farewell clap...For a moment I thought am gonna wet my pants...There I was standing patiently for them to come to silence.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I began...the catcall and hisses started anew...
Oh am sorry. I didn't mean to insult anyone..... (Sigh! At last I got their attention....) Now May I welcome our beloved Chief guest to deliver his Speech...that was to be followed by the Cultural Secretary of the College and it was to be followed by the Principal to deliver her........blah blah blah........)

One thing about my Principal is she is a lady of Wits and Quotes. Of all things for what all I am today, she is the one I have to thank. She had a sharp sense of humor and has a way to get things done...

I remember once that for an intra college function we asked her permission to present a tamil skit. Well, we had an unwritten rule that everything should be conducted in English. To our disbelief she said yes.. while she was to disperse from the meeting she said " Well you may do as you wish, but don't you think that English is the medium in which all of us have to excel?" And so we dropped the idea of having a Tamil skit....

Well let me come back to this post....To the dismay of the participants and the viewers all the speaker spoke in length and carried their bulky speech....Visibly brightened crowd welcomed her with a huge applause... someone went overboard and said..Thank you so much you dont have loads of things to say.....

After all those thank you messages...The lady of wits and quotes related to some Lord Goodman....He once said " When a man speaks from notes, at least you know he/she is going to end sometime."

That was it the crowd was tounge tied...And then she spoke for another 3- 4 mins and left the stage....

So now why am I saying this....Its that This morning when I opened my Mail box I had a mail from her.. Wishing Me for Children's Day...However notorious I could be... She is one person who will forgive me ....likes me and wishes me good luck... Thank you Mam...for all your love and I know you are a silent visitor here...This post is for YOU...You are Truly, Simply Special....

What do I have to say for this?

There is a story which I want to share with you all...I dunno whether it would appeal to you or not....well but the time has come for me to say it.. to spell it out....It may not be a long story... for some.. quite a long one for some...After reading this you could fee that it Sucks! or you could just laugh away....

Its about everything...It looks fairy tale but its a simple love story.. now all of you who read the previous line... what you just read is correct.. its a small love story...Its about a beautiful girl...and a nice boy...

He loves her.. but she loves some one else...If his sounds like M&B's sorry...its not one like that...To tell this story.. I will have to tell you a lot of things...Their lives.. their place...etc.,

To make you read more... Let me cut the long story short...before that I have a doubt...What is it like cutting a long story short.....??? At which point does one decide to cut and join the pieces?

Let me come back to the Story which I wanted to tell you...May be am getting distratcted a lot...Why is it so?

So guys what am i trying to say? Oh oh...haan here it goes the boy sees her.. loves her.. she is rather waiting for her boy friend.. in the mean time there is another lady.. little older than the biy fall for him...the boy tries to convince the girl.........oooooooooooooooppppppppsss is it confusing?

SO what happened next.. I had a head ache then and I have one now as well.. thinking of that story....Oh Did I tll you that its I saw Saawariya yesterday? Well the Movie Shucks!!!!!!

You can see a fairy tale song...may be 2 songs or all of the song.. but not the entire 150 mins....

This is what happened at my home that evening........

Mom: Bee, come here... Where are you?

Me: Am in the living room...

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: Watching T.V.

Mom: What's that you are seeing?

Me: Oh nothing its a blue film

My mom, my dad and sis rushed in... ooops I was watching Lage Raho in Sony

Note: This post could have been as confusing as the noodles.. but its like that.. And let me appeal to Vishwam: Pls Vishwam Dont hurl stones on me.. I have got enough of it to build my house now.. if you still have some more Go to Mumbai...Search Sanja Leela ooooooooopppppppppssssss Bansali and hurl it on him for me.. please ........ Will you?

One another Interesting Forward....

Think English is easy?
Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse .

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Kid: Mommy, I want crackers

Mom: Wait dear.There's still time left....

Kid: In that case can I burst that cracker

Mommy: Which one....?

Kid: The Red one....( The kid points a place)

Mommy: God thats a Domestic Cylinder