Googly

Kid: Mommy, I want crackers

Mom: Wait dear.There's still time left....

Kid: In that case can I burst that cracker

Mommy: Which one....?

Kid: The Red one....( The kid points a place)

Mommy: God thats a Domestic Cylinder

12 Stings:

Anonymous said...

same blood

Anonymous said...

grrrr.. we should tie you along with that red cracker..

Compassion Unlimitted said...

that one was a cracker..I mean the one u wrote..lol
TC
CU

vishwam said...

:) frankly writing...

Condition 1: it is a lifted stuff:- cool, not a bad source.

Condition 2: produced by your brain:- man, dont wait! just hit it with a hammer [or send it to me as a gift (2 birds, 1 shot) if you are into gandhigiri :) ] before you call the ambulance. i mean why should you suffer the humiliation for your brain's poor show? :)

vishwam said...

assuming that brain=mind :)

Anonymous said...

waittamin... verifiable sources say the kid had d nickname of "honey bee"... is it??

Honey Bee said...

anon: yeah me too .. me tooo.. same blood

Chriz: Excuse me.. Who is this?

Compassion: Thnkx

Vishwam: It was a forward message to my friends mob.. she read it out to me....and Thats why its under the Sharing Tag...

Vishwam: he he heeeeeeeeee

Vigneswaralu: No Kiddo No...it can never be Honey Bee....

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Vadapoche said...

aiyo kadi pa!

Anonymous said...

something for u in my 78th post

Honey Bee said...

Chriz: Ada paavi i can only make fun.. cannot make you understand a joke you dumb head(he he heeeeee)

Jolly Roger: Promise you I had that habit only till I was 3 yrs old.. I don't bite anyone now.. if you still have doubts ask my buddy here at office...

Chriz: :)

Happy Kitten said...

Happy Happy Diwali u lovely Boy!


Hope u make all ur neighbours go crazy by bursting cracker all thru the night..

I rememeber a Diwali spent in Chennai-- dint sleep a wink...