Therefore I present to you....The much coveted award of this Century

A troubled man he is...A girl friend toooooooooo busy who is not ready to spend her weekend with him.... A guy in his office is not ready to believe that he could get calls from girls....a guy who is tooooooo busy in is office..........pity this Guy... I therefore take pride in awarding and honoring the Chit Chat Geek S4n705h....

S4n70h, as promised to you I have made the post and you are the stamp on it....


S4n705h, I tried my level best to post a good one on you....I could only manage this much...A small suggestion... Next time check whether your call has got cut. I could hear you snoring for 3 full hrs after we said Bubai ( Now don't blink what Bubai is...? it is Bye Bye)

Why Not?!? :)

I have always known and the under lying fact about me is am an unpolished charcoal. Had I been in proper hands I would have been the most precious Diamond in this Universe. The whole world is now looking at India and its growth.

I have my best laid plans to make the whole planet turn towards us. All of us are speaking about Kam-poo-ter-iza-shun! But has anyone given serious thoughts to it? I tell you, NO. How far has this Kam-poo-ter-iza-shun entered into our homes and in day to day activities? I would say its just 1 %.

The need to change the system occurred to me this morning while i was formatting & recycling my biological system. ( Pls. read it once more if you dont understand! :). The new tek-nol-agy has to have special features. For instance, the remote connected to our home kam-poo-ter should do basic activities at home. Likely, if i Press C - Our home should be cleant. the vacuum cleaner should be remote operated. It has to start on its own, clean, dust and empty the dust bin. Likewise to Iron dresses Press I.Like this many features ... Cooking, Washing etc etc.,

Once these ideas got into my mind, I couldn't resist myself. I rushed outside. Called my dad to share with him my thoughts... He made a big Sigh! and said " I need to check up with the hospital you were born. Got to confirm that the babies didn't get exchanged then!"

MEN - I care a F#^K

If you never want to see a man again, say,"I love you, I want to marry you". I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.- Rita Rudner.

Men and Women are interdependent. If so, what is that I like in Men?
If you ask me, the happiest people in the World are Men. Don’t ask me whether it’s the situation before marriage or after. Both Men & Women or either Happy or Married.

What kind of a people are they?
They value their car or bike more than anything. The garage is their place of worship. Car mechanics tell them the truth. They know the shortest route to any place.

They don’t have any difference of opinion between a chocolate and a snack. Either they chew or swallow.Offer free liquor then you are their Hero. For them, a bachelor's party is more Important than Wedding. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Even their wedding dress takes very minimal time to select. Though they are the cause of Pregnancies, they can never be preggy. Even if they have a huge belly, it hardly bothers them.

They go about to veg. market with the most stupid dressing. Still they would be first attended in the market. Their requirements are very minimal. One wallet and one pair of shoes & one color for all seasons. One or Two meal a day. They are never into dieting.At home, they never have to cook or clean or wash.

Dress worn yesterday could be worn to office today, still they are respected. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at their chest or their crotch. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

However long trip it could be their entire dress fills in one suitcase. If someone forgets to invite, he or she can still be their friend. The maximum time they spend before a mirror is just a few seconds. The face always retains its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. All they gotta do is shave.

Moreover, they have got the biggest God Made Urinal – The Earth. No wonder men are happier.

Grr....Grr...Grr...

oh gawd... whats the time? hmm 11 am.. in bed still..... Gaw...
am resting... heavy week...waiting for the more pressured week... he .. he ..he....:)

Just to keep you occupied for the weekend here is a puzzle....

A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?