My mind not only wanders

, sometimes it leaves completely.

A question for all of you before you could go ahead reading this POST!
What do you call a Greek girl who runs away from her home?

Have you ever had the chance of traveling in a passenger train? It was my dream. I went to the railway station, took a ticket. Boarded the train and sat comfortably near the window. When I sat, the kid in the next bay was yelling. Before starting, I asked my Room Mate

Me: Do you wish to join me KS? I am going on an expedition.

KS: With you? She is quite apprehensive of me. Can’t help it?

Me: Would you? You could actually have a great time. Whadya say?

KS: ………………………… (Sorry, I cannot divulge what she said)

So, there I was enjoying the slight drizzle and the cool breeze. There was also a kid and his MOM calm and quite unlike the other in the next bay. HE was speaking to his mom in a gentle monotone. Mamma, that guy broke my dolly. See here!

It’s been a long time since I saw 2 women fighting. I thought his mom would now go and have a fight with the other. I was surprised. She was as calm as Dead Sea. What did you do mottu? Nothing Mamma, I was playing with him teacher stud and he did a mistake. So I just hit him on his head with this dolly. Good God. I was just saved. I thought of playing with this little one.

One thing I noticed, I was in the midst of many upcoming entrepreneurs. Textile Tycoon selling T-Shirts, Fast Food King selling groundnuts and bhel, Stationary Man selling pens, CD’s and DVD’s. I even happened to get my hands on the DVD copy of Rajini’s movie Sivaji! I declined buying it! He even offered to sell me Kamal Hassan’s Dasavatharam, till whatever has been filmed! Just then I imagined what all option I would have after 2 or 3yrs.?

Loans and Credit Cards would be sold like ground nuts! Not to forget Insurance and MF!!

The Ladies compartment would be filled with beauty parlors. Imagine the fate of Men! They would be waiting for their wives. The wife after becoming somewhat better would go near her husband. He would start flirting with her. Tell her that he is unmarried and just came to pick his sis or mom or some stupid friend…. OOOOO!

Some more offers for Ladies! There would be Tailors. Stitched and delivered before the station arrives! I mean the dress.(Now stop giggling and read!)

Tuitions’ could be conducted for the very brilliant student like this Humble Bee!

If you are already bleeding, save your soul for the last.

A priest would be readily available to solemnize instant marriages. Board as Ms. Walk out as Mrs.! What more Laloo would land up as the biggest match maker!

So what else, Lawyers and Judge for instant judgment and instant divorce!

Are you still reading this hopefully to get the best shot in the last! Phew!

Newton's Law of Motion Proved....!

How far have you excelled in skool.. I dunno.. But how much i struggled to make up with Physics only I know... not to forget Dr. Rajagopal, my Physics Teacher in my Higher secondary... I was made to learn the Newtons Law only in my 11th std. No. No.No. it was actually taught in 6th or 7th am not sure. Its that I dint have time to learn.. I was Bezeee man...!

Well, if I have to say about my Hr. Sec yrs in Physics I will have to ensure that my Teacher doesn't read this! You see I don't like to boast off that I was the brightest star! Actually I stood first. To be more precise, it was from the reverse. He had a robust job in his hand. That is waking me without others noticing.

Now after a loooooong time, I was made to remember the 3rd Law of Motion. For you remembrance, the law states: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. As simple as it could be. One incident that happened yesterday made me think like a Physicist.

By now you all know that am a goody goody! Yesterday being a Sunday, I along with 2 of my hostel mates decided to go to a temple which is quite far from my hostel. Since we didn't want to return when the sun is at its peak we started early. We went in our bike. We were all dressed to our best. Like us some 3 guys had been at the Temple. After the darshan, when we went around the temple, these guys were like behind us. One of my accomplice, Chackoo ( thats how we call her) got her nerves and if they don't have senses. She didn't ask him But was showing the anger to us. Sheeshu the 3rd one joined her. Being the eldest one I pulled them and we started back.

On our way back we stopped in a Fruit Juice Shop. That was our mistake. While we started from there, to our bad luck, those 2 guys came in their respective bikes. Chackoo was the one who was sitting in my pillion. The guy said Hi! She could have shut her mouth and come! If you think she shouted at them, Am sorry. The tragedy is just for the fun sake she said Bye. WE started from there. Hardly 5 kms we would have traveled, we noticed those 2 guys following us! This is where the 3rd law of Motion comes in to effect!

Action: The Bye said by Chackoo
Equal and Opposite reaction: They following us.

I asked Sheeshu to notice the bike registration no. So that in future if we have a problem because of them, I thought at least we could report! Phew! They had a For Regn. Bike!!!!

Some how we managed to fool them and reached Hostel at around 11.00 am. We should actually been there at 10 a.m.


If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Other Reads to Kill your Time:
# Bee's Numeric Ability under scrutiny
# To be or Not to be Bee!

When Bee was asked to prove her numeric ability

I bought a 2 wheeler when i started working.Everyone near and far, whom i see and who I mail.. i gave them this big news of mine. In unison everybody asked me take a liesense test. And I was told to have that in my wallet always.

I obliged. But ever since I took the liesense, I never carried it along with me.
For 2 reasons
1. English is the bestest language I know. And with that knowledge I tell you the spelling should be liesense and not license.
2. Moreover, I just couldnt understand why I should lie about my sense to some government staff? Why should i get his approval about my senses? For all my senses are workng properly.

This is what happened at the RTO. There was such a huge crowd. I was astonished, for I didn't know that I had that many fans. Those fans where showing their driving abilites to some man. Maybe they all didn't do well. On their way back, they wished me good luck.

When my turn came, he asked me to write a numerical using my vehicle. My numerologist has asked me never to say that number even. If at all I have to use I either say 7+1 or 9-1;

After I completed my 7th StdI wrote a long letter to my Principal stating my difficulties in studying the 7+1 Std. I also sent in a request him to promote me to 9th std. I also promised to sit in 9th std. for 2 years. We had a series of discussion but he never gave ears to my request and atlast made me study in the 7+1 Std.

I told the RTO my problem that in order to lie about my sense and get an authority from him I would draw any other numeric but for that. He said I did'nt have anyother go. My father who was silent till that time, knowing well my sentiments, asked me to draw a zero followed by another zero under it. I was happy with that. For I knew, I didnt have to draw 7+1 but only 2 zeroes.

The man at the RTO smirked and consented. Finally I spoke the truth but came home with the liesense.

On my way Back...

I was driving back from my home back to work city. Just then I saw this Bumper sticker which read Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and d(e)rive. Enjoying the fun it carried, I wanted to ask him whether he knew Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids! We were taking turns in driving and this time I was the back seat driver. I was going up and down every 10 minutes. I know I cant’ complain... it’s the messy road… I was actually giving her help and support and giving her lessons on Safe Driving.

I really dunno what annoyed her, she said... Dear, do you remember my name?

Me: Yeah... Why all of a sudden you ask this?

Friend: You might be screaming it later… that’s why?

That’s it, I stopped my lessons… Kiddish of her to threaten me like that…I didn’t have any other thing to do so was peeping outside. Roads are being expanded…The bye-pass is getting expanded to 100ft. You know big big roads… The farm lands, some many homes…are evacuated along with trees…the trunk of those trees sizing up to the size of my room... That’s it... We need betterment. Our life depends only on the expansion of those roads.

I know, any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts. So, if changes are for better, does all changes results good?

Please take a close look at the pic and tell…Whether we need expended roads? Where will these people dwell? Is the compensation given to them sufficient? What about the farm lands?

There might come a day, wherein we will have to show our generation how trees look like….