Romancing the dentist...

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." - Anonymous

How true Isn't it? Have you ever been to a dentist's place? Ooops thats the most sulking place...He gets paid every time you open your smelly mouth......

So this weekend having nowhere to go myself and my dad we went to the dentist clinic...We were in a hurry. Poor Dad had a party to attend at Thambaram...

For some reason my Dad asked me to wait in the reception and he went inside....From the door which was not closed fully I heard them...and this is what happened.....


Dad: Doctor, Am in a hurry. Need to finish this off soon
Doc: Yeah. That could be done. But let me examine whats the problem
Dad: I know its a bad tooth and needs to be pulled. "No fancy stuff, Doctor,"
Doc: Look sir, we have a cosmetic section that is different.
Dad: I mean, No Astringent or pain killers of that sort. Put the drill and pull it off...Stright...
Doc: Relieving a Sigh!!!"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,"
Dad: You know... its a small pain.. bearable, right?

Doc:"Now, which tooth is it?"
Dad: One sec doctor.
That was it.. I couldnt Stand or Sit or Jump it anymore...I rushed outside and went straight to the parking...The ever sincere dad of mine called me on my phone.

Dad: Where are you?
Me: Papa, I never thought you could do this to me.
Dad: What did I do now?
Me: I heard you. I heard every single word you said to that stupid doc...
Dad: The doctor is waiting...Don't waste time.. Get in soon...
Me:For what? To pull my tooth straight away...
Dad: Common Beti.. its not gonna be as painful as you think
Me: True.Its my tooth and not yours......

After that, somehow my dad successfully convinced me and after 2 patients we went in...
I have seen a couple of Dentists. All of them were looking good. But this guy was young, strikingly good looking...At first I thought this beautiful hands is gonna pull my tooth like a grey hair.. (What a Metaphor Bee darling?) Just like that....

I was nervous as well to have him at such a close proximity...looking at my mouth...For a moment i wanted my Dad to go out and wait...(C'mon now dont start thinking bad.. ok...I just didnt want my dad see me trying to flirt with him.. and that was it)

Doc: Am not gonna pull your tooth. You just have a cavity. Thats it.
Me: (I was relieved....) Is it? Thank you.. Thank you so much
Doc: Now, temme, what kind of filling do you wanna go with for that cavity...
Me: Chocolate, please. If thats a constrain, any flavour other than Strawberry...
Doc: Ha ha haaa... Very humorous girl huh!!!

( Inside my mind. Hell with you man...You are not my kind of a guy)

Now I understand that

There is a price for everything...

That too if it turns out to be the most intelligent blogger (!); with the most dashing looks the price is heavy....Especially being Bee... I never knew that I had t pay so much....Its becoming really tough these days that my life is being threatened...If Shrija and Shreesha could claim asylum at the hands of law stating fear of life.. Why should I not?

As an afterthought I think, I should first observe and learn my lessons from the not at all intelligent Shiva (sorry dear friend ) on how to appear ------------- ( I meant to say to Dumb; Shiva, am giving the answer for the Fill-in-the Blanks because i don't want everyone assigning their own word for that - Hope you understand)

Now coming to the post, Jealous eyes follow me everywhere...because of which am having a high fewer for the past 4 days.. that is ever since I returned from the Wedding....

My room mate Ms.K was so worried that she got a dozen of apples for me to eat....God what is she thinking of me? That am someone like S4N705H? Certainly my stomach doesn't start below my neck...

I did not wanna eat the apple and said so.....We had a small discussion on this. But alas it was she who said that

She: Bee dear, Don't you know that An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away....

Me:(Thoughtfully)....Yes... you are right.. If I hit with it hard enough I bet my ass the Doc would be far away....

She: What do you want now? To be killed in Rain or Do you think its better to Eat them? Choice ofcourse is entirely yours....

Lkie I hvae a Porlbem...

Problems Problems Problems.. the probability of Bee getting into some kind of a problem is becoming more.. it is inversely proportional to the rate of transfer of money from her bank account and directly proportional to her becoming poor...

Well, if you dont understand a bit of what am trying to say its either because you dont know mathematical terms or its me who simply doesn't know the meaning of it. In simple terms what am trying to say is I have got a problem. When I try to find a solution the money is fast reducing from my bank account.

Well when I say problems,a m not speaking about Differential Equations or Calculus or Vectors which we ...sorry you all studied in some class....Am speaking about the problem which am facing at the moment.

Once again you are sadly mistaken. When I say am facing, I didn't mean that I was standing in front of a mirror. I normally don't look at mirrors. I just cant afford buying new ones every time it breaks.Does anyone know why the mirrors break automatically when I look at it?

Gosh! coming back to what the issue is. I will have to tell you what happened yesterday.

Me: Boo, I have a problem
Boo: Where?
Me: Eye.
Boo: I know you have a problem. But, tell me clearly. Maybe I will have time to run.
Me: I have a problem in the Eye.
Boo: Oh! I see !
Me: No. I don't see.
Boo: Oh! God! Whats the problem?
Me: I have a blurred vision. I am not able to see things clearly
Boo: Go and See a Doctor
Me: I went and saw him. Even he was looking blurred to me.

I dint know what happened after that. I saw Boo raising her hand. One hour after that I woke up in my room. Why?

Ahh... another hectic day...

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Yours truly Honey Bee is in this state today... I should have never spoken to the doc like that. Sigh! Am too sleepy...


From the moment I stepped in to my office this is how I am? It takes the hell out of me to put awake. The problem is I don't have work today. Any other day I would have taken a sip of coffee. A sip means 2 to 3 portions of coffee from a small coffee jar which is just 30 cms high. But today if I am to take it, I'd be sick all over my desk,

I've got the freedom to work at my own pace here. There are no issues, as long as my work gets done. So this is what I've been doing from morning:

1. Checked Mails. Strictly Personal
2. Plugged my Frontech and Listened to music.
(Incidentally, my boss came over at that time. I kept my face so serious..he thought that am working on the new audio files project. Bet you.. my next appraisal is sealed)
3. Spent some useful time at Pantry. ( how could i afford to miss 2 days gossip?)
4. Had a Lemonade.
5. Meddled with the Production Department
6. At the moment Watching You tube in one window.
7. Finally, this Post.
From what I guess the main reason am feeling sleepy is the food I had. And the pills that kills. I never thought that Idlis and a little white tablet that Doc. gave me could be a threat. Incidentally, I started this post hours ago, I have been fighting off sleep ever since so I haven't been able to finish it until now.

Well can you give me any other worthwhile things to do on a sleepy day?

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Neilson

Bee is Sick

The heat waves are rising so high day by day that yours truly Honey Bee is Sick. Am sick still, even after meeting the doc. I have a running Nose. I have some serious doubts. Dont tell me then I gotta get admitted! How can one have Running Nose, when the nose is there in the same place?

Well, due to the excess heat I now have a nose that is there in my face which is drooling. This weekend I had been to home only there I got this cold. We went to my family doctor. I met him after a long time.

I have never felt comfortable in a clinic. The sound of the fan, the smell of the floor cleaner... and seeing people who arent healthy...And above all the Injection.It makes my skin crawl...
Our appointment time came and we went in.He is Dr. Chenni. Have you ever heard or seen people with this name? He is a different character.

I hate him. I will never marry a doctor. He always make a call when I get in.
Me: Ammaa, see his head. He is gone totally bald.
Ma: Ssshh.. Dont open your mouth. He might hear.
Me: Doesnt he know that?

When I should be talking to smarties.. I was sitting in his room listening to him. For What I had been there ...He forgot that... He was loathing on his recent summer trip to Maldives. Who cried to hear all these?

Doc: The trip was so good. Maldives. ... Haa what a place...
(He had a smile.. Was he making fun at me? )
I returned by Sea. I was sea sick.

Me: Oh! Arent you supposed to see sick? If thats the case, then, I gotta see some other doc.

With this he put a stop and asked me "whats your problem Bee?"
Me: You.

I saw my mom taking something heavy in her hand. I heard the doc saying, She has not changed a bit. I didnt know what happened after that. I was lying in my home in my bed.