A Complete Change over

is gonna happen in this place. I just wanna know if you guys would like it. Let me spell it put. This will always be Honey Bee's Blog. But will not be confined to the Funny, Funnier, Funniest things in the life of this Bee.

As the tag line suggests, this will be a Space where I would discuss about anything and everything. My Take on things I deem right, left, front and back.

The space will carry its fun and satire. Hope you stay put with my make over. If you can't then it either means you have been addicted to Funny Reads or you don't care anyways. let me opt for the first one.

Please do bear with me.

Am Back !!!!

Though Not with a Bang.. At least I know I have made it

Before that Sorry Sorry Sorry..............Sorry for not updating this space for such a long time.. Which Even I didnt anticipate....So why did I not update it regularly?

Was Buzee Man....C'mon understand....

SO to start with what do I write now???????? Huh! It looks that its been a long time ever since I wrote.. well i just read a tag in some unkmnown random link i read....

Ten things I miss having in my life now...Gotcha! Thats hell of a Topic.. Whadya say?

1. I miss all the pocket money from my dad. Now stop grudging that my dad gave me more than what I required then...
Am telling you about the money that he kept in his pocket..which I took it whenever possible...Papa, do you now know where all those missing Rs.100/-'s went?

2. I miss the summer vacation I spent in my Nanni's house...she used to flatter me for all those naughty naughty things I did ...She spoilt me a lot more than anyone..

3. The mangoes we ( myself, my sister and our friend) stole from the neighbors tree...

4. The thrashings I got from my momma for all the activities(sorry I cant much elaborate it here.. Isn't it pappa?) I did...

5. Sitting on the terrace and trying to peek a boo at the neighbour's first floor...( Pappa don read this... You will hate me) I think I had just completed my 12th STD. Myself and my dear friend tun tun we had a nice pass time...A just married couple had moved in to the first floor next door..
Seeing him we would go to the terrace and would wait for their romance to start...Oops now don think bad of me OK...All we got to see was the catch me if you can game played round and round the bed...after that it would go dark...This dint interest us for a long time.. we were initmidated only for a weeks time... after that it was Naayy...

6. The mid afternoon sleep on Saturdays after an oil bath and a heavy meal...

7. The play ground and the amateur foot ball, basket ball and the throw ball played there...

8. Being the guardian angel for the class mates who met their beau and love in the evening after tution hours...though i never had had the opportunity to have one...

9. The samosas and Ice creams I ate at Sea Kings...

10. My parents sent me out (!!!! Sory Papa.. I know how much peace it brought you rather) when I was 18 and still living far away from them.. I miss my Home...

Since I have come back and that too with a taggy kind of a Post Why Should I not Tag You All.. Everyone of you are tagged...PH,Scribbler, S4n705h,Vigneswaralu,Chronic Writer,Compassion Unlimited, Crazy Bugga, Sirpy.. and whomever I have missed please take the tag and do it ... Don't wait for me to tag you all....

What do I have to say for this?

There is a story which I want to share with you all...I dunno whether it would appeal to you or not....well but the time has come for me to say it.. to spell it out....It may not be a long story... for some.. quite a long one for some...After reading this you could fee that it Sucks! or you could just laugh away....

Its about everything...It looks fairy tale but its a simple love story.. now all of you who read the previous line... what you just read is correct.. its a small love story...Its about a beautiful girl...and a nice boy...

He loves her.. but she loves some one else...If his sounds like M&B's sorry...its not one like that...To tell this story.. I will have to tell you a lot of things...Their lives.. their place...etc.,

To make you read more... Let me cut the long story short...before that I have a doubt...What is it like cutting a long story short.....??? At which point does one decide to cut and join the pieces?

Let me come back to the Story which I wanted to tell you...May be am getting distratcted a lot...Why is it so?

So guys what am i trying to say? Oh oh...haan here it goes the boy sees her.. loves her.. she is rather waiting for her boy friend.. in the mean time there is another lady.. little older than the biy fall for him...the boy tries to convince the girl.........oooooooooooooooppppppppsss is it confusing?

SO what happened next.. I had a head ache then and I have one now as well.. thinking of that story....Oh Did I tll you that its I saw Saawariya yesterday? Well the Movie Shucks!!!!!!

You can see a fairy tale song...may be 2 songs or all of the song.. but not the entire 150 mins....

This is what happened at my home that evening........

Mom: Bee, come here... Where are you?

Me: Am in the living room...

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: Watching T.V.

Mom: What's that you are seeing?

Me: Oh nothing its a blue film

My mom, my dad and sis rushed in... ooops I was watching Lage Raho in Sony

Note: This post could have been as confusing as the noodles.. but its like that.. And let me appeal to Vishwam: Pls Vishwam Dont hurl stones on me.. I have got enough of it to build my house now.. if you still have some more Go to Mumbai...Search Sanja Leela ooooooooopppppppppssssss Bansali and hurl it on him for me.. please ........ Will you?

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AM just trying my hands with a New Template. Do you Like this?????

But I have a problem...AM not able to add the Feed burner Widget here.....What do I do now?

Pls tell......


Thank you Soooooooooooooooo Much S4n705h........for all the efforts you took... actually I am trying to have a feel good look for the blog.......

Look .. Good or Bad.. you learnt something.........Isnt it?

Am Back Am Back Am Back

I am back and the blog will kick start from Tomorrow.......

What to do yaar... sometimes you need to show that you could work!!!!

But could anyone help me in Getting my Feed Burner updated...????

I checked it.. I couldn't understand anything.....

Santosh....... Vignesh......... (Shouting) pls respond!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking....

Sincerely,
Seriously,
Ethically,
Truly,
Simply,
Logically,
Tryingly,
Humbly,
Threateningly,
Theoretically,
Practically,
Protestingly,
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Hardly
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Joyfully,
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Essentially,
Frantically....
Am trying to write a post after a brief hiatus....
OOOOOOOOOpppppppppppppppsssssssssss I never knew that I will be at such a loss of words.. Had been to Madurai for a family function.... My Sis got engaged...Lucky she is!!!




Incidentally, the groom is a silent reader of this Blog....I appreciate your guts to go by your decision even after knowing that you have a Sis-in-Law like me....

He is in Emirates.You know, he has asked me what I need when he comes back...Normally the simple bee in me cannot accept gifts.. but my boy, as you still insist, please check my Wish list for honeybeesleeps@gmail.com

A Mail

My Sys Admin had been at the back of me, hey no .. Stop thinking bad... he was pestering me to delete all unwanted mails....That lead to an interesting discovery.. Its a mail I recieved from a person last year. She had met me sometime back then.... I had always thought that the stupid leave letters coming as forwards are all man made....but this one proved me wrong....

I was followed !

Have you ever been to Spencer Plaza on a Working Day? I went. It was more crowded than on weekends. Well, I was nibbling around landmark. I spent close to 3 hrs. Was trying to buy a good book. Only condition was the pricing should not exceed Rs, 100/-. I finally landed up buying Thirukural and My Experiments with Truth both were priced at Rs. 100/- and Rs.30/- respectively. Next to that was Monica’s Story. Ms. Lewinsky’s book about Clinton. Whoops! It was my Petrol Bill for a Month. Rs. 1000/-! I asked the counter staff if he could give me a discount of Rs. 30/- on one book. You see, my budget is exceeding. He denied. He held a board: “All the books here are charged. No DISCOUNTS. Nothing is FREE.” Stupid guy.

After 3 hrs. I was pretty tired. I finally decided to pay. I was standing in a queue. There were many and almost every other person had a HP! I was cursing the likes of Vigneswaralu under my breath for being so mad! Ah! I felt that somebody was following me! I was damn sure that a pair of eyes was following me.

For a second I held my breath and whispered to my Sis, Did you pocket something? I feel someone is following us….Goops! She stared and she walked off. What will this poor bee do if she is left stranded? I payed the bill and rushed out.

I heard him following me. I had a lot of unanswered questions. Can I turn to see him? Who could that be? Is he looking good? I never thought that being beautiful would be a sin. It was highly traumatizing to be followed like that. I didn’t know whether to run or walk casually. With nothing much to do, I entered Pantaloons. Mind you, I just had the exact change to pay at LM. MY sis, dutifully carried all the money with her. All I managed to see of him was his HR style cap and A Red Tee!

With the devil out of my way, after 30 mins. of surfing Pantaloons and not satisfied with any of the collections (!) (That’s what I told him, he smirked...) I came out. From nowhere that Red Tee came in front of me….

HE: HI! I have seen your face somewhere! I just couldn’t to join the pieces.

( Ha! Don’t I know the tricks of you guys! Oru azhagana ponnu velila vandha evvalo pirachanai?)

Me: Ahem! My face has always been here on top of my neck and between two little ears. I don’t allow it to roam alone.

He: You should be BEE! Gawd! So, how have you been doing? He almost yelled! (He is my school mate. The boy who had a crush on me. (What you read was right; he had a crush on me!)

ME: I was alright just 2 mins before. Now that have seen you, only god should say.

(We started to walk, we were near Pizza Corner)

HE: What do you like to have for lunch?

Me: There are 2 things that I simply don’t eat for lunch.

HE: What are they?

Me: Breakfast and Dinner.

He stopped walking for a moment.

Me: Any problem? Why have you stopped walking?

He: Oh! Nothing.. Nothing…

Do you want it to eat here or can we go out and eat down the road.

Me: PB, like you, I don’t eat Tar and stones. What do we do now?

All of a sudden I felt a hand on me. I turned. It was she. My SIS.

After giving intro we walked inside the Pizza Corner. I was very hungry that I didn’t trouble him a lot.He was speaking to my sister through my our lunch.I was doing my duty sincerely and seriously. When we left, he thanked my sister.

He (to my sis): You saved my day. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you soo much.

My Sis: I understand man. No problem. It happens.

He exchanged nos. Not with me. With my sis. I said, I would call him up later. All he said was not to trouble. If he has anything to be said, he will call up my sis. Anyhow, we bid byes and came back home.

If this is restricted....

I was sent a link by one good minded person to rate my Blog! You would now want to know why my blog is Restricted. Isn't it?The reason is this:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• death (7x)
• dead (4x)
• hell (2x)
• rape (1x)

When did I ever write about Rape? Huh! What to they mean my Parental Guidance!

Have you been caught?

Have you ever got caught by your mom or dad? My mom always spied me during my school days. For her reaching the sky was easier than making me sit. She even used to check my back to check if something called Tail has started to grow.

I was sitting there. Thinking of ways on how to change the World. It was a cool evening. I had exams the next day. As per the norms I had the book with me. Suddenly this happened. You all know that I don’t like to eaves drop, but I happen to hear things incidentally or accidentally…

She: Why did you call home?

He: No dear I just wanted to hear you…

She: Thank God you cut the phone.

He: Did you have any problems at home Darling?

She: Yeah! But somehow I managed it…

For heavens sake don’t call up. We would be caught.

He: Anyhow, they will come to know. Look we are grown ups. Why don’t you speak to your dad?

She: If so, why don’t you speak to your dad?

He: C’mon dear. I can manage my family.

They started to have an argument. As any regular kid would be I was double minded. Whether to hear more or move to some other place and start studying.

Thud! I saw my mom standing next to me. She gave me a kick in my butt.

Mom: Bee, can’t you ever be serious. You are having exams tomorrow and sitting here you are listening to that stupid soap!

Me: No mom, actually I wanted to go up but you see….

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This is not a forward: Gere-Shilpa kissing controversy has died. I read an interesting column of Melvin Durai ( Get linked - He is in my blog roll!)...This guy is just amamzing! Have Fun reading this

Is a title so essential?

What if I were a Man?I was lead to this question because, my mom always says that I would have been better had I been a boy! That was when I used to climb coconut trees! She keeps on saying this till date!

I have decided to speak up! Am certainly piqued! But one thing! My mom has made me think! What would be the consequences if I had been born as a boy!

Age 4-6

I would have been dressed like a girl and would be photographed…

I would definitely be the cynosure of all eyes!

Age 6- 10

Whatever mischief am up to, I would have been forgiven…and would be the most adorable kid

I would have missed all those colorful dress girls wear

All I would have had is Shorts and a small T!

Age 10-15

I can have a fight with my younger sister, even if she is right, I could still have the last laugh!

I would be advised or forcibly kept away from girls with whom I had played till then!

I would have preferred playing football than cricket!

I would have never been able to understand the periodicals the girls get!

My sis would have started to hate me!

Age 15- 21

I would be wearing trousers!

I would be gifted a Cycle or bike by my dad and my sister would be empty handed!

I would have attempted “thiruttu dum” (first smoke) and would have attempted to take a sip of hard liquor…

I would have enjoyed traveling in foot boards in bus!

I would be looking at every other girl and could even be fantasizing about a girl, who asked me to leave way for her to move that she came and dashed on me!

Any normal act of mine could be seen as a daring act by the girl who is seeing me!

If my friends come to know that someone is seeing me or if am seeing someone, I would be treated as their hero!

I would have gone with a rose to propose her on the farewell day! But would return home for lack of courage….

I would definitely have one girl to be dropped at her residence... she could either be a friend or my girl else one another infatuation…

Age 22 – 26

I will never be able to wear pink and blue!

The initial years at this stage, I would be covering my ass from all the mistakes I had done till then…

I would have started seeing a girl seriously! I would have made her to propose to me...I would have attempted proposing but always be tounge tied for fear of getting a NO...

By the Age of 26 I would have made a career and would be advancing in that!

Age 26-30

If I have a girl, then I would marry her…

If not, as by the Indian tradition I will have the first say on whether I like the Girl or Not…

After marriage, I will not lose any of my custom, my family, friends and neighbors and will stay in the place where I am comfortable and will never have to think that the girl would be missing everything for my sake!

Every year I will make it a point to meet all my old friends and we will have a get together… As simple as it is .. No GTG will go well without a smoke and beer!

Age 31- 35

I would never be preggy!

I would be brooding the thought that there is no International day celebrated for Men!

I will be blessed with too much of patience to wait for my wife while she is shopping for her….

I will be treated like a Maharajah at my in-laws place!

I can make any amount of fun at them, but will be bad tempered if my wife takes her turn!

Age 36-Age 40

I would be growing more romantic making my wife clueless!

My official pressures would make me an arrogant man. She will start to dis like me.

Even if my wife is working, it will be she who has to go to Parent’s Day function where my kids study.

My absence or my procrastination will never be questioned!

My children will tend to love me more than their mother, for them, it is she who is making their life miserable!

Age 40 – 55

I might go bald! I would starting wearing glasses!

I will try to look younger than what I am!

I would be head fast in my career!

I would still have contacts with all my college friends...

Age 56 – 65

I would realize all the mistakes I have done and would belatedly apologies to my wife!

I would retire!

I would be having a walking stick!

At this age, may be, I would have a pot belly!

If I still try to maintain an athletic body, I would be admired by my daughter’s friend as being handsome even at that age!

My son would treat me as his friend! He would consider me as his mentor and my wife as his inertia to achieve!

From Age 60 – the Last breath:I would be adored as the most wonderful Husband an adorable father and the most affectionate brother and at last I would be the best grandfather!