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The BLOG is SHUT DOWN.............


I repeat this blog is SHUT DOWN from this day the 22nd October, 2007, Monday...........


Watch this space for further updation on where to get hooked......


Those of you who are Happy at th is decision.........Please close this window...the message below is certainly not for your good spirits consumption........


Now those of you who felt sad at reading about the SHUT DOWN.......Why not suggest me a good title for a new website......Or do i continue to have like this : http://www.foolseyeview.com ????????


C'mon yaar......The options are open till Friday.........


Now am waiting to hear from you all..........


Bubai

Bee-Honey-Bee

10 cms. x 500 cms.

I have been reading blogs here and there....Almost 90% of all the blogs I read... or the ones that i get linked to has discussed of all the things about Toilets... Potty Training...Toilet Paper...Toilet Soaps.....Ooops such smelly posts.. yuck......

Well, if you are thinking what I have been thinking to write...I want to remind you that I am writing this because I dont have anyother topic to write today....

Its not the Poop ( Yuck!) am gonna write its the paper that we use to scratch our ass ...Does the toilet paper companies honestly think we enjoy wiping ourselves with sandpaper? Do we really need suffering after we shit? More to it, I still dont understand the logic in having a scented, coloured toilet paper.....

But one use I find is to write phone numbers or to do some rough calculations......while am inside the Toi...Arrey, I mean I use the unused ones....Like S4n705h, I too enjoy reading books inside the Toi...have anyone of you tried doing it? No. try it and you would thank me for it. Your creative levels would reach its best inside...

Have you ever imagined if by all of a sudden there is a demand for toilet paper...In other words there is shortage of Toilet Paper....What would happen if the World has a sudden crisis for Toilet paper...

In the International Front:

Bush could blame that it was OBL's secret mission that has been well executed...He would press his claim to send Troops to Iraq. For, it was only in Iraq, the late Saddam Hussein concieved this plan...

Condoleeza Rice would take on a World Tour pressing the charges against OBL discreetly threatening the developing nations of US Ban if they dont stand by the US Claim.......

A special TP Tax ( Toilet paper Tax) could be introduced by Gordon Brown and could unanimously passed by the British Parliament....

Australia could well find the terror links leading to the sudden crisis.

China would announce that they have banned usage of Toilet Papers as its against their Communist Principles..

In India:

The Indian PM, MMS would convene an All party meeting headed by SG.

CPI would pressure the Government against the sale of Toilet Papers in India. Prakash Karat would head the Nation Wide Protest condemning the usage of Toilet paper.

Karuna, could go on a hunger strike asking to the Goverment to intervene in the sudden crisis for Toilet paper...He would be met my the leaders sent by SG with a special message that they support his cause and assure to take necessary inititatives.

JJ would seek the immediate intervention of the SC to ban the hunger strike. In her report she would claim that had it been her Government it would not have let down the hopes of the TN people. It was the wrong move of the minority Gov. in TN that has led the people to be smelly.

JD(S) united could well put the issue of Toilet papers in their run for the Karnatka CM seat in the coming elections. Devegowda could well sleep on this issue.

Amitabh could give a speech for or against Toilet papers based on the sponsorship deal he is to sign.The same could be marketed br Bharat Bala in the best interest of the Indian People.

What more.. NDTV would conduct an SMS survey..... Burkha Dutt would report straight from the heart on India Questions.....

God I never knew that a 10 cms x 500 cms long toilet roll would have so much implications....

Note: Of all the things i receive via mail, I have been asked to take part in this survey...Its your turn guys.....Go ahead!!!

Ooouchhhhhhhhhhh

Pssst.. am out of station.. will be back tomorrow or at the earliest by Thursady.. till that time.....Nothing....

The next Post is on S4n705h...Remember I promised a post on him? I called him yesterday, he was in his office busy sleeping...
After trying half an hour atlast I managed to wake him

Me: Is this S4n705h?
He: Who? hmmmmm yeah haaaaaaaaaaaaaa itz me
Me: Can I speak?
He: You just spoke.. Right? Why do you ask me?
Me: Oh! am sorry I forgot that you are a Geek..I mean, I asked whether we can have a small talk now?
He: Whooz dat? haaaaaaa
Me: Bee Here
He: Listen. Am busy now. I cant be there now
He: Can we meet for Lunch?

He closed the phone and called someone... He thought that I didnt hear anything...
( He to someone: Hey you there.. look some girl has called me.. she wants me to be there with her now.. am asking her out... inform boss that i will not come back post lunch.. can You?
Someone: Pls chk for whom the call is. It could be a wrong number call)

Me: Oooops! Good God! I said my name is Bee.
He: Oh! You...Haaii.. Tell me
He: haaa... ( all this haaa is his yawn...)
Me: Remember the contest you won in my Blog?
He: Oh.. is it? fine.. what should I do now for dat?
( That was it.. I could'nt hear it any more from him....)
Me: Ho! Nothing.. You were busy when I called.. you just continue the job.. let me write the post...
He: Okai... bye.. haaaaa
Me: Bye

A Mail

My Sys Admin had been at the back of me, hey no .. Stop thinking bad... he was pestering me to delete all unwanted mails....That lead to an interesting discovery.. Its a mail I recieved from a person last year. She had met me sometime back then.... I had always thought that the stupid leave letters coming as forwards are all man made....but this one proved me wrong....

AM on the Lookout

I am in the search of 2 books

Beloved Prophet, The love letters of Kahlil Gibran and Mary Haskell

The Kite Runner, Khaled

Please lemme know if you come across any one these...

My mind not only wanders

, sometimes it leaves completely.

A question for all of you before you could go ahead reading this POST!
What do you call a Greek girl who runs away from her home?

Have you ever had the chance of traveling in a passenger train? It was my dream. I went to the railway station, took a ticket. Boarded the train and sat comfortably near the window. When I sat, the kid in the next bay was yelling. Before starting, I asked my Room Mate

Me: Do you wish to join me KS? I am going on an expedition.

KS: With you? She is quite apprehensive of me. Can’t help it?

Me: Would you? You could actually have a great time. Whadya say?

KS: ………………………… (Sorry, I cannot divulge what she said)

So, there I was enjoying the slight drizzle and the cool breeze. There was also a kid and his MOM calm and quite unlike the other in the next bay. HE was speaking to his mom in a gentle monotone. Mamma, that guy broke my dolly. See here!

It’s been a long time since I saw 2 women fighting. I thought his mom would now go and have a fight with the other. I was surprised. She was as calm as Dead Sea. What did you do mottu? Nothing Mamma, I was playing with him teacher stud and he did a mistake. So I just hit him on his head with this dolly. Good God. I was just saved. I thought of playing with this little one.

One thing I noticed, I was in the midst of many upcoming entrepreneurs. Textile Tycoon selling T-Shirts, Fast Food King selling groundnuts and bhel, Stationary Man selling pens, CD’s and DVD’s. I even happened to get my hands on the DVD copy of Rajini’s movie Sivaji! I declined buying it! He even offered to sell me Kamal Hassan’s Dasavatharam, till whatever has been filmed! Just then I imagined what all option I would have after 2 or 3yrs.?

Loans and Credit Cards would be sold like ground nuts! Not to forget Insurance and MF!!

The Ladies compartment would be filled with beauty parlors. Imagine the fate of Men! They would be waiting for their wives. The wife after becoming somewhat better would go near her husband. He would start flirting with her. Tell her that he is unmarried and just came to pick his sis or mom or some stupid friend…. OOOOO!

Some more offers for Ladies! There would be Tailors. Stitched and delivered before the station arrives! I mean the dress.(Now stop giggling and read!)

Tuitions’ could be conducted for the very brilliant student like this Humble Bee!

If you are already bleeding, save your soul for the last.

A priest would be readily available to solemnize instant marriages. Board as Ms. Walk out as Mrs.! What more Laloo would land up as the biggest match maker!

So what else, Lawyers and Judge for instant judgment and instant divorce!

Are you still reading this hopefully to get the best shot in the last! Phew!

Changes .. Changes..Changes

The day for this week has started...( Wah ! Wah! Wah! what an invention dear bee? Give a pat for urself !) and its been almost 3 months since I have started Blogging.. I now make a self analysis on the Pros and Cons of writing

What are the changes I think I have made
1. However stupid it could be, somehow I get to write something
2. I now read more than before. This actually makes me intelligently.(!)No Bad feelings
3. I thought I will never be able to move higher after my 1st or 2nd post. This is my 56th Post!
4. Even yours truly Honey Bee has wrapped up some good patrons to the blog.
5. The time I spend on watching you tube and playing in miniclip has comedown drastically...What more?!?

The other side of the coin...
1. Phew! I have not made any significant changes in the literary world! ( He . he hee.. too much isnt ?)
2. I was expecting to have a hit rate of atleast 15-30 per day...
3. Till now I have not made any money from adsense !?! :)

ITs Weekend Man

Got several plans to do for this weekend. As usual I have got loads of clothes to be washed, dried,folded and later on to be pressed.

Well, surpassing all this is that I am caught up with the latest fewer that has caught the entire Tamil Nadu. OK for all those of you who make guesses ...sorry i cannot give you anything.. I will buy a tub of Ice cream and treat myself on your behalf...Well this Dynç Gün is so special for me...

Oh let me not elaborate further I have got few Tickets for Sivaji and am gonna watch it !!!!!!!!! Hope to post some photos of all those gala happening in the theatre..

Bee on the move

AM MOVING.. Yes the time has come for me to move from there to here....Its the time for me to show my loyalty...It has taken such a long time for me to decide about this transition. It goes with a reason. Its because I have been with that Identity for almost 8 years now. Its gonna be different from now on... The move is not seeking greener pastures...I thought the time has come...I gotta live with the change. Request you all to wish me a happy and long stay here...I request you to stay in touch.. huh.. mean keep writing to me...

Well if you still couldnt understand what am trying to say then in simple terms I meant to say:

Am moving from Yahoo! to GMail.

Those of you who had not had the guts to jot down your comments in the comments section, those of you who had troubles in shouting at me in the public You can all now write to me at honeybeesleeps@gmail.com

Bye! Bye! Yahoo! and Thank You GMail...

History ....

What on Earth does our school books teach us? If you take a close look at this pic, you will understand how much has been missed! :)

My first fan mail....

Everyone knows that letters are personalized ones.. (Splendid Discovery) But I got an open letter… ( to read a letter you need to open.. that doesn’t mean its an open letter you stupid !) I wanted to know this person who sent me this mail.

My Dear Honey Bee,

What a nice person you are.. I really wonder where from you get those ideas to write…

You have this great talent and we friends like you to see go higher and higher in your life…My…my…my…However hard I try to write about you, I am unable to proceed further .. I am actually trying to practice Truth…Let me quote you Einstein, The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. So my dear friend ( I dint have any other option than to call you) Be CAREFUL.. I heard the authenticated patented articles of other bloggers are posted in your site.

Honey Bee… that’s how you try to project yourself isn’t it? After you continued mails begging.. sorry…asking everyone to go thru your blog…I, on one occasion stumbled upon your blog. In all the years of my living I never thought I would read crackpots….After going thru your blog I feel, Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

I heard from confidential sources that your mom didn’t eat for 3 full days after giving birth and seeing you …I also understand from the sources that she has become an atheist ever since you were born.. When you were born ... the doctor had come out to the waiting room and said to your father ... I'm very sorry.... We did everything we could ...But she pulled through. Is that true? I just called up to confirm this with your dad.. he was dumbstruck. He thought that this was a great family secret…

Down here at Chennai, we have been wondering how you got a job and how you were retained for such a long time... Its still a surprise for all of us... I read from your blog that its been a long time since your boss has called you or mailed you.. chk your bank account…counter check twice whether your salary has been credited….

Yours loving (actually hating ) friend

MS. X