oh gawd... whats the time? hmm 11 am.. in bed still..... Gaw...
am resting... heavy week...waiting for the more pressured week... he .. he ..he....:)
Just to keep you occupied for the weekend here is a puzzle....
A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?
My To-Do List for today … prepared yesterday
6:30 am: Wake up...
7.30 am: Bathe and have breakfast and start to office by 8.30 am
9.00 am: Start the day by looking at official mails…if anything not so serious reply for them.
10.00 am: Play Age of Empires II. – This is my Energy Stimulant
11.00 am – 11:15 am: Tea Break.. You cannot work... Err…sit b4 kam-pu-ter for long.. Eyesight problem.. nowadays am trying to be a bit health conscious
11.15 am – 12.00 noon: Be online in AOL..
12.00 noon: Call up boss ... Anyway he will respond to me by mails…haven’t I told you that I speak 12 languages and English is the bestest…
1.00 pm: Lunch Break... After heavy work … food is essential…
2.00 noon Check the blog... read other blogs …write a post... check the personal mails
4.00 Talk to my man on phone, probably about what he had in the morning... did he have his lunch or not and chk. His availability for evening… and plan for dinner.
4.30 pm …
5.00 pm :Coffee with a light Snack
5.15 pm :Chk. Office mails an reply back
5.15 pm :Re-Check my Blog once again
5.30 pm: Ignore work-related e-mails and phone messages.
6.00 pm: Chat with other colleagues who is to start their shift … Update myself with office gossip
6:15 pm: Leave office and prepare to take credit for all the good work done by others
I await my appraisal this month.. I wonder what will be the hike... After all my company knows how to reward a Hard Working person like me…
Why I wasnt given a leave? I haven't got a clue
Dear Sir,
Looking out my window, I see that the sun is falling more this summer more than the normal. If am right this is moving in an angrily horizontal way. As I travel down to office even am able to see lots of mirages. All India Radio and the Podhigai Weather report say that for the next few days we will be having a heat wave. I understand from them that the average weather would be some where near 106 F. i.e., 39-40 deg. Celsius. Although I don't believe the whole lot of stock in their meteorological expertise, this I could not let go off my head.
Every school is closed and every news station is telling me to absolutely stay off the roads as there are lots of news which states that people are dying due to Sun Stroke. While plugging the Today Show’s in one of the Sun Network channel, they are to air a segment on “Fun Things to do on a Sunny Day!” because obviously, they say, no non-essential personnel should be at work today. Then they laugh superciliously at the thought of any employment establishments that would be foolish enough to disagree.With all due respect, Sirs: whatever. I'm calling a Sunny Day. You cannot convince me that I am essential personnel. If you consider me essential personnel, then I think we should be discussing an entirely different pay bracket. Also, I'm willing to bet you will not pay for my damage when some idiot hits my shiny, shiny new car If you have any questions regarding my decision, you are more than welcome to come over for Cakes, Ice Creams and Fresh Juices as and when you feel like having.
With Regards,
Honey Bee…
Looking out my window, I see that the sun is falling more this summer more than the normal. If am right this is moving in an angrily horizontal way. As I travel down to office even am able to see lots of mirages. All India Radio and the Podhigai Weather report say that for the next few days we will be having a heat wave. I understand from them that the average weather would be some where near 106 F. i.e., 39-40 deg. Celsius. Although I don't believe the whole lot of stock in their meteorological expertise, this I could not let go off my head.
Every school is closed and every news station is telling me to absolutely stay off the roads as there are lots of news which states that people are dying due to Sun Stroke. While plugging the Today Show’s in one of the Sun Network channel, they are to air a segment on “Fun Things to do on a Sunny Day!” because obviously, they say, no non-essential personnel should be at work today. Then they laugh superciliously at the thought of any employment establishments that would be foolish enough to disagree.With all due respect, Sirs: whatever. I'm calling a Sunny Day. You cannot convince me that I am essential personnel. If you consider me essential personnel, then I think we should be discussing an entirely different pay bracket. Also, I'm willing to bet you will not pay for my damage when some idiot hits my shiny, shiny new car If you have any questions regarding my decision, you are more than welcome to come over for Cakes, Ice Creams and Fresh Juices as and when you feel like having.
With Regards,
Honey Bee…
On the look out
There a quite a few days that you feel like having someone for you.. It so happened that while I was sitting in my room, another hosteler passed by my room.. I knew that she is doing her B.E. What troubled me was she was speaking on her mobile to her boy friend..
She turned and smiled at me.. Ah! it was more like mocking at me... The look in her eyes .. ah...it was asking me, Dont you have a boy friend? Gawd.. girls much younger to me have guys... I decided to have one.. but I wanted to know for what all reasons I need a guy
1.However pressured job he is in, he should be ready to walk hand -in-hand with me..
2.Even if I forget his B'days he should be the 1st to wish me
3. On and Off he should surprise me with Gifts.. Invariably even if his bank balances are fast decreasing
4. He should be available at all times .. to pick me up and drop me back when I go to shopping..
5. Who doesn't like to show off her guys .. The girls all around the world do.. So does our famed Bipasha or Kareena.. SO the guy of my choice should be ready to accompany me to my friends place .. but never once should insist me in accompanying him to his friends places...
6. HE should be ready to buy & wear the dress of my choices only. Its quite obvious that he should gift me a dress every time he has one for him.
7. After he starts seeing me.. he should never eye other girls...and shouldn't mind if I happen to occasionally appreciate other guys who look smart than him...
8. He should treat me like his queen even if I happen to treat him sometimes a little lesser than a driver...
Have you got any other reasons which I could include on why I need a Guy? It could be a blessing
I seriously dunno whether my dad reads this blog or not...
She turned and smiled at me.. Ah! it was more like mocking at me... The look in her eyes .. ah...it was asking me, Dont you have a boy friend? Gawd.. girls much younger to me have guys... I decided to have one.. but I wanted to know for what all reasons I need a guy
1.However pressured job he is in, he should be ready to walk hand -in-hand with me..
2.Even if I forget his B'days he should be the 1st to wish me
3. On and Off he should surprise me with Gifts.. Invariably even if his bank balances are fast decreasing
4. He should be available at all times .. to pick me up and drop me back when I go to shopping..
5. Who doesn't like to show off her guys .. The girls all around the world do.. So does our famed Bipasha or Kareena.. SO the guy of my choice should be ready to accompany me to my friends place .. but never once should insist me in accompanying him to his friends places...
6. HE should be ready to buy & wear the dress of my choices only. Its quite obvious that he should gift me a dress every time he has one for him.
7. After he starts seeing me.. he should never eye other girls...and shouldn't mind if I happen to occasionally appreciate other guys who look smart than him...
8. He should treat me like his queen even if I happen to treat him sometimes a little lesser than a driver...
Have you got any other reasons which I could include on why I need a Guy? It could be a blessing
I seriously dunno whether my dad reads this blog or not...
On my way Back...
I was driving back from my home back to work city. Just then I saw this Bumper sticker which read Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and d(e)rive. Enjoying the fun it carried, I wanted to ask him whether he knew Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids! We were taking turns in driving and this time I was the back seat driver. I was going up and down every 10 minutes. I know I cant’ complain... it’s the messy road… I was actually giving her help and support and giving her lessons on Safe Driving.
I really dunno what annoyed her, she said... Dear, do you remember my name?
Me: Yeah... Why all of a sudden you ask this?
Friend: You might be screaming it later… that’s why?
That’s it, I stopped my lessons… Kiddish of her to threaten me like that…I didn’t have any other thing to do so was peeping outside. Roads are being expanded…The bye-pass is getting expanded to 100ft. You know big big roads… The farm lands, some many homes…are evacuated along with trees…the trunk of those trees sizing up to the size of my room... That’s it... We need betterment. Our life depends only on the expansion of those roads.
I know, any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts. So, if changes are for better, does all changes results good?
Please take a close look at the pic and tell…Whether we need expended roads? Where will these people dwell? Is the compensation given to them sufficient? What about the farm lands?
There might come a day, wherein we will have to show our generation how trees look like….
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