MEN - I care a F#^K

If you never want to see a man again, say,"I love you, I want to marry you". I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.- Rita Rudner.

Men and Women are interdependent. If so, what is that I like in Men?
If you ask me, the happiest people in the World are Men. Don’t ask me whether it’s the situation before marriage or after. Both Men & Women or either Happy or Married.

What kind of a people are they?
They value their car or bike more than anything. The garage is their place of worship. Car mechanics tell them the truth. They know the shortest route to any place.

They don’t have any difference of opinion between a chocolate and a snack. Either they chew or swallow.Offer free liquor then you are their Hero. For them, a bachelor's party is more Important than Wedding. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Even their wedding dress takes very minimal time to select. Though they are the cause of Pregnancies, they can never be preggy. Even if they have a huge belly, it hardly bothers them.

They go about to veg. market with the most stupid dressing. Still they would be first attended in the market. Their requirements are very minimal. One wallet and one pair of shoes & one color for all seasons. One or Two meal a day. They are never into dieting.At home, they never have to cook or clean or wash.

Dress worn yesterday could be worn to office today, still they are respected. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at their chest or their crotch. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

However long trip it could be their entire dress fills in one suitcase. If someone forgets to invite, he or she can still be their friend. The maximum time they spend before a mirror is just a few seconds. The face always retains its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. All they gotta do is shave.

Moreover, they have got the biggest God Made Urinal – The Earth. No wonder men are happier.