Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
-- Lyndon B Johnson

The thought that I am a girl gives me hell a lot of happiness. In this birth I could have well and good born as a monkey, an elephant or a rhino… why even a boy... Mark Twain says..Man - a figment of God's imagination

Ah... Thank god am a girl.. I have a reason – for this I need to elaborate on the various happenings which happened before god made me.

God after making human beings didn’t exactly what their need was. He was pained at the thought that he was unable to satisfy human needs. In order to know what any human being expects, he made a survey with the new parents who had boys... he asked them what kind of a girl would they expect for their baby boy… in unison their reply was…

“We want a girl who is a girl. Then, by seeing her, my boy should be dumbstruck. She has to be too beautiful that she should be Onida...ie. neighbors’ envy, Owner’s pride …She Should be as intelligent as Kalpana Chawla and as brave as Indira Gandhi ... and so the list continued... it was a long list... the survey was conducted jointly by the A.C. Nelson and Indian Express…

Our benefactor, the savior, our beloved God after continued thinking and after various discussions made yours truly, Honey Bee…J

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
-- Rudyard Kipling